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October, 2008
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The Heineken cans

 
Heineken

If you had purchased 1000 of Northern Rock shares one year ago it would now be worth 4.95,

With HBOS, earlier this week your 1000 would have been worth 16.50,

1000 invested in XL Leisure would now be worth less than 5,

But if you bought 1000 worth of Heineken Export Lager one year ago, drank it all, then took the empty cans to an aluminium re-cycling plant, you would get 214.

So based on the above statistics the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and re-cycle.

 

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